1 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,760 Hello, pet. 2 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:57,475 If I'm not back in two hours, you know what to do with her. 3 00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,727 Good luck, guv. - Thanks. 4 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:54,572 Giles Henry Rice Wingate, you have been charged 5 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,908 and pleaded guilty to fraudulently, 6 00:02:56,928 --> 00:02:59,368 and with full knowledge that you were committing an offence, 7 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,808 convert to your own purpose and use 8 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,394 sums of money, amounting to 30,000 pounds, 9 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:07,480 being moneys due to the company, 10 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,274 no less the Salisbury Estate and Mortgage Company, 11 00:03:10,483 --> 00:03:14,028 of which you at the time held the position of Managing Director. 12 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:18,825 It was, in my view, right and proper that you should plead guilty. 13 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,558 I've turned a good ear to what I've been 14 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,685 told by learned counsellor peering for you, 15 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,834 in that you have already repaid the money you stole. 16 00:03:28,668 --> 00:03:31,796 It is however my duty to pronounce sentence upon you. 17 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:34,549 Have you anything to say? 18 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,342 Well... 19 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:50,564 No. 20 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:55,967 May I please, your Lordship? 21 00:03:55,987 --> 00:03:59,240 I would like to ask the court's indulgence, 22 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:02,827 to allow me to say a few words in the defendant's favour, 23 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,685 in the hope that your Lordship might be persuaded to 24 00:04:05,705 --> 00:04:08,875 mitigate whatever sentence your Lordship might have in mind. 25 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,459 Very well, Mr Berridge. 26 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,004 We've heard very little from you during this case. 27 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,717 As you can see, my Lord, my client is no ordinary criminal off the streets. 28 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:20,469 He is a man who comes from an excellent family background. 29 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:25,057 He has wealthy titled parents and a high academic schooling. 30 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:28,144 He had an exceptional career at the university 31 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:32,231 and an even more outstanding military service in a cavalry regiment. 32 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:38,237 He was in fact awarded the military cross for gallantry on the Normandy beaches. 33 00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:44,285 Upon demobilisation from the cavalry in 1946... 34 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:06,662 He arrived home from overseas to the dower house, 35 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:09,977 which had been given him by his family on his 21st birthday. 36 00:05:18,611 --> 00:05:23,262 Only to find that both his parents had been killed during a bombing 37 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:27,828 raid whilst staying at their Knightsbridge apartment in London. 38 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:33,230 And that he had inherited the entire Wingate estate, 39 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:37,755 valued at that time at nearly three million pounds. 40 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:47,014 Master Giles, glad to have you back, sir. 41 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,081 Glad to be back, Fred, and how are you? 42 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:51,624 I'm very well, sir. 43 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,626 Good. You're looking younger than ever. 44 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:55,272 Thank you, sir. After you, sir. 45 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,803 You remember Claira, our cook, sir? 46 00:06:03,823 --> 00:06:06,492 Course I remember Claira, how nice to see you again. 47 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,789 The maids are new, sir. 48 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:14,814 Where did you find these girls? The village? 49 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,128 Yes, sir. Amazing. 50 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,505 Good heavens. 51 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,804 I must have known you when you were all just born. 52 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,228 Tiny things. 53 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,546 It took very little time for the handsome young 54 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:41,694 bachelor to saviour the pleasures of civilian life. 55 00:06:41,861 --> 00:06:47,513 And on an unearned income of several thousand pounds per year, 56 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:51,308 he was able to give very careful thought to the methods 57 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:55,833 in which his newfound fortune should be spent. 58 00:06:57,043 --> 00:07:04,633 Many long hours were spent in meditation over his wealth of business ideas. 59 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,139 But first things first. 60 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:14,498 And Giles Wingate's army experiences had given 61 00:07:14,518 --> 00:07:18,105 him a commendable sense of class equality. 62 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:24,361 It offended him to be waited on by uniformed servants, 63 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:29,138 and he promptly ordered is staff to abandon their 64 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:35,039 uniforms for something a trifle less formal. 65 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:50,429 And to adopt a less formal... 66 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,829 Ooh, Polly, good morning, I say. 67 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:56,519 ...relationship with their master. 68 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,687 I don't know what you've got all this on for. 69 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,651 That can come off. 70 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:07,510 One member of his staff however, called Polly, and a brazen, 71 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:11,013 fortune seeking wench if ever there was one, 72 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:15,392 took advantage of the young Wingate's democratic socialist ideals, 73 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:20,334 and within a few weeks, became the first Mrs Giles Wingate. 74 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:28,175 From that moment, Polly embarked on a spending spree never before equaled. 75 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:34,682 In one day, for example, she purchased from one London store 11 fur coats. 76 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:40,563 She consumed 31 sports cars during one year. 77 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:44,672 Needless to say, with young Wingate down to his 78 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:47,194 last two million, the marriage ended in divorce. 79 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:56,537 After Polly the maid, came Tanya the so-called movie actress. 80 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:05,462 She came to stay for a weekend, bringing one of her films with her. 81 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,133 Sit. 82 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,397 Don't scream. 83 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,791 Now I'm going to have you. 84 00:09:45,044 --> 00:09:46,670 Joe, that's my broad. 85 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:52,635 The whole place is empty. 86 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,807 Take that, you dirty rat. 87 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,157 Give me your negligee. 88 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:07,876 Right, give me your bra. 89 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,925 That's fixed it. 90 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:07,374 My client, seeing his guest suffering at the hands of gangsters on the screen, 91 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:14,068 was so moved with compassion and pity, he asked her to be his wife. 92 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:19,345 Three months and 500,000 pounds later, 93 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:24,578 she took off with a homosexual actor and has never been seen since. 94 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:29,021 From the publicity accrued from this tempestuous romance, 95 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,774 Wingate became the target for every cunning, 96 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,902 gold digging wench in the country. 97 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,571 As fast as these women moved in, 98 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:41,387 so my client married them one after the other, 99 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:45,371 making in each case a vast settlement 100 00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:48,435 on the injured parties. 101 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,190 Then came a stenographer, Mary, 102 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:58,884 who was so transparently after her employer's money that just anyone 103 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,739 could have seen through her. 104 00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:15,212 Nevertheless, she became Mrs Wingate number five. 105 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,590 Or was it six? 106 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:25,327 Marianne, a dancer, who soon stripped Wingate of 20,000 pounds 107 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:30,978 in alimony as efficiently as she stripped herself of her veils. 108 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,546 Ingaborg, a Swedish masseuse, 109 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:39,945 who by her highly skilled training in the manipulation of the human body. 110 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,159 Extorted, among other things, 111 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:51,915 a promise of marriage, which ultimately led to yet another costly divorce. 112 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:29,119 These and other adventures at the hands of ruthless, mercenary women... 113 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,981 brought my client to the brink of ruin and forced him, much against his will... 114 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,545 Your honour, I must object. This man... 115 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,602 Sorry, your Honour, no objections. 116 00:14:56,355 --> 00:15:01,548 Much against his will to borrow money from his own real estate business, 117 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,696 which he has since repaid and which he now regrets. 118 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,909 I mean he regrets the borrowing, not the repaying. 119 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,059 I ask your Lordship to put yourself in my client's position 120 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,581 and imagine yourself beset on all sides 121 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,877 by scheming, ambitious women, forced into dishonesty 122 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:22,548 and to deal as leniently as you can with this unhappy, 123 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,132 exploited man. 124 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,600 I suppose we must. 125 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:41,900 Two years. 126 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,652 But my Lord... 127 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,821 Suspended, of course. 128 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,783 We will now adjourn for lunch. 129 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,083 Well, sir, we virtually won the case, didn't we sir? 130 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,418 Well yes, of course. 131 00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,026 What does it mean? 132 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,215 Suspended sentence. You're free. 133 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,467 I think I did pretty well for you. 134 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,679 Of course, paying the money back did make a difference. 135 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,933 By the way, how did you manage to get hold of it? The 30,000, I mean? 136 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,980 Shall we say, a rather wealthy lady? 137 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,254 Well, I suppose with all your 138 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,276 experiences you have learnt a trick or two. 139 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,403 Yes, it's been a costly education. 140 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,364 30,000 back for a three million investment. 141 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,619 However, I shall now sit back and reap my rewards, as they say. 142 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,077 Really? 143 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,203 Thank you. 144 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,498 What exactly have you in mind? 145 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,690 There's still one or two details to be sorted out. 146 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,211 Yes of course, I'm sure there are. 147 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,510 I've already put several advertisements in different periodicals. 148 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:54,473 Let me get this straight, a school for sex, hey? 149 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:56,975 It might work. 150 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,226 Of course, it will. 151 00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:03,649 Dear old chap, I've been conned, swindled, and seduced 152 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:06,860 by some of the loveliest, cleverest birds in the world. 153 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:10,344 I think I must know just about every trick that there 154 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,241 is to know for lifting money from the unsuspecting male. 155 00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,892 Now, if I impart this knowledge to, say, 156 00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,872 half a dozen girls to start with? 157 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:22,584 On a commission basis of, say, 33 and a third percent? 158 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,628 Can you see the potential? 159 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,465 Oh, by the way, where we're going I think... 160 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:30,174 Yes? 161 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,722 One thing I've learnt about my fellow men, 162 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:39,456 and don't think I'm alone in my vulnerability, is a truth, and it's simple, 163 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:43,043 the shrewdest, toughest, hardest businessmen 164 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:46,483 in the world have got one great weakness. 165 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,153 One Achilles' heel. 166 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,905 One chink in their armour. 167 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,659 And that is... - What? 168 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,037 Crumpet. Sex. 169 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:07,170 That's quite, quite... 170 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,215 Take this girl here for example. 171 00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:13,927 Unsubtle, I'll grant you, but watch her. 172 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,059 Watch her audience, you might learn something. 173 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:26,638 One of the problems I haven't surmounted yet is how to obtain the right pupils. 174 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,621 Well, I think I might be able to help you there. 175 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,915 I have a friend who's a probation officer. 176 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,917 I think I could get you a regular supply. 177 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,064 Really? - For a commission, of course. 178 00:22:37,232 --> 00:22:40,610 Would you like me to make some inquiries? Discreetly? 179 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:42,569 Of course. 180 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:14,935 Ooh. 181 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:40,191 Here we are, Fred, back in business. You can take the covers off now. 182 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,110 Glad to see you back, sir. 183 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:45,967 I really thought you were a goner, for a couple of years at least. 184 00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:51,181 Do you know, sir? Wingate Manor has had a master for the last 10 generations. 185 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:55,331 I remember dear Johnathon Wingate, your grandfather, sir. 186 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:57,959 He very nearly did time because his... - Yes. 187 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,753 Quite, but now it's time to think of work. 188 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:01,254 We've got to earn some money, Fred. 189 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,922 Think about paying your wages, hey? 190 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:06,613 That's all right, sir. Don't you bother about me. 191 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,784 Anything on for lunch, Fred? 192 00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:14,996 Made some soup, sir. Quite frankly, I wasn't expecting you. 193 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:21,691 Excellent. Your cooking qualifications will come in handy. 194 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:22,879 What do you mean, sir? 195 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:25,632 Oh, I've got lots of little surprises for you, Fred. 196 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:30,512 You know all those jolly little pictures you've got tucked away in your cupboard? 197 00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:33,807 Well, you wait and see what's going to happen down here very soon. 198 00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,816 Good god. - What is it, sir? 199 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:46,820 Don't worry, I'll soon shoo her off. 200 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,196 No, just a minute, Fred. 201 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:52,909 I think this might be the lady I'm expecting, our new deputy headmistress. 202 00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:56,996 She doesn't look like a school mistress to me, sir. 203 00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:02,627 Well she's got rather, shall we say, special qualifications. 204 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,462 Show her in, will you, Fred? 205 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:06,214 Really good, sir. 206 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,603 Mr. Giles Wingate? 207 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:43,001 Good morning. You must be the Duchess of Burwash? 208 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,024 Yes, my husband, the late Duke of... 209 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,881 My goodness, what a charming kitchen you have. 210 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,846 How many kitchen staff have you? 211 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:58,892 Well, we have Fred here who chefs for us. 212 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:02,854 Anyway, now that we're in the kitchen, perhaps a cup of coffee? 213 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,814 An enchanting idea. 214 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:08,484 Or perhaps something a little stronger? 215 00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,528 Much better. Brandy, please. 216 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:16,367 Fred, a large brandy for the Duchess, and a dry Martini for me? 217 00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:24,250 A Martini and a large brandy for her grace, certainly, sir. 218 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:31,090 Now, Duchess, you wrote to me in answer to an advertisement in the Times. 219 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:36,888 I note in your letter that your husband the Duke died in 1966. 220 00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,015 What have you been doing since then? 221 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:45,355 Dear Archie. Yes, I took some time spending, I mean, tying up his estate. 222 00:26:45,688 --> 00:26:48,338 Such a lovely man. You know, it was the publicity 223 00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:50,193 in the News of the World that killed him. 224 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:55,865 Oh, interesting. You have experience with girls, yes? 225 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:02,310 Your large brandy, madam. Your Martini, sir. 226 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,832 Thank you, Fred. Cheers. 227 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,055 That will be all, Fred. 228 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,308 That will be all, Fred! 229 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:28,189 Now, Duchess, you were saying? Your experience with girls? 230 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:30,004 Yes, indeed. 231 00:27:30,024 --> 00:27:33,383 The Windmill, I was head girl there, you know, then the Lido 232 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:36,803 in Paris, and after that, I had my own modelling school, 233 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:40,827 a big success that was, until those wretched girls let me down. 234 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:42,225 Let you down? 235 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:44,143 Yes, the papers played it out, of course. 236 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:48,231 Called it the Cabinet Cuddles Affair, you probably remember it? 237 00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:50,920 Everybody else does. It was in 1956. 238 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:53,673 No, I can't say I do. 239 00:27:54,090 --> 00:27:55,300 Nothing really. 240 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:59,534 After a late debate on the budget at the House of Commons, some of the MPs 241 00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:03,683 had to stay overnight, and when morning came, nobody could find their clothes. 242 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:07,228 That Ursula took them, I never did like the girl. 243 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,520 Although anyway. 244 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:13,651 23 of my girls happened to be there at the time, quite innocently of course. 245 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:17,238 Nobody believed them. That's how I met Archie. 246 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:20,366 He was Minister for Internal Affairs at the time. 247 00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:22,744 We were both completely exonerated. 248 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:24,684 Absolutely fascinating. 249 00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:28,896 Oh, well, Duchess, I think that we can say 250 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,169 that your application has been successful. 251 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:37,864 Now, before we discuss your percentage, I mean, your salary, 252 00:28:37,884 --> 00:28:41,888 I think I should give you some details of the school and your duties. 253 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:48,686 At this moment, on its way from London, is a minibus containing a group of girls. 254 00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:03,097 Hey, Clappy, this isn't the way to Holloway. 255 00:29:03,117 --> 00:29:04,952 Please, call me Mr Clapp. 256 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,704 We're not going to Holloway. 257 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:11,376 You've been paroled, we're going to Wingate Manor, a new approved school. 258 00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:14,359 Are you coming with us, lover? 259 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:15,401 Oh, go away. 260 00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,862 Leave him alone, Beth, or is that the best you can do? 261 00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,051 We've seen your type. - Quiet. 262 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:23,910 Are you okay, Harry? 263 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,014 Are you kidding? 264 00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,695 Here, what's all this about Wingate Manor? 265 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,749 It's some new school they're taking us to. 266 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,896 Progressive rehabilitation or something. 267 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:35,254 Oh, yeah? Well we've got to get you all out of here before we get there. 268 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:38,361 Don't let him suspect anything, I'll think of something. 269 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,071 What's going on back there? 270 00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:42,573 Nothing, Mr. Clapp, sir. 271 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,461 Where are we? 272 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,215 Just passed a small village, don't know what it's called. 273 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:01,509 Anybody about? - No. 274 00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:05,513 Well if you see somebody, let me know. I've got an idea. 275 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,898 Just passed a copper, he any good? 276 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:18,506 Bloody marvellous. Get Clapp to stop the bus. 277 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,862 Throw a faint or something. - You're mad, with a copper? 278 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,072 Do it quickly, girl. You, Beth, you do it. 279 00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:25,324 Oh, I can't. - Do anything, it doesn't matter. 280 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,742 One, two, three. 281 00:30:29,162 --> 00:30:31,080 What's going on? - She's fainted. 282 00:30:31,581 --> 00:30:34,417 It must be the car drive, it affects some people like that. 283 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:40,882 What's the trouble? What's going on? 284 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:43,092 She needs an aspirin and a glass of water. 285 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,053 Yes, look, there's a house over there. They'll help. 286 00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,598 Where? - Through the trees. 287 00:30:49,432 --> 00:30:50,683 I can't see any house. 288 00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:53,728 Of course there is, my eyesight's better than yours. I'll go. 289 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,771 Oh no, you don't. I'll go. 290 00:30:56,772 --> 00:31:01,152 Remember, no funny business, girls. I'm going to lock you in. 291 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,990 That worked all right. 292 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:30,097 Hey, Harry, what now? - Get undressed. 293 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:31,431 Everything? 294 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,977 Yeah, everything. I'll tell you what to do while I'm picking the lock. Hurry. 295 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,523 You're joking, it's cold. - I know. 296 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:39,815 Come on, hurry. 297 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:51,494 Oh, I've got stuck. 298 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,621 Come on, hurry up, girls. 299 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,084 I've done it. 300 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,378 Come on, quick, because he's coming. 301 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,973 There's no sign of a house here. 302 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:09,947 All set? Think you can remember your lines okay? 303 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:11,906 I think so. 304 00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:18,436 You dirty old man. - Taking advantage of. 305 00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:19,854 Who the hell do you think you are? 306 00:33:19,874 --> 00:33:22,023 What is this all, why have you taken your clothes off? 307 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:24,066 You're disgusting. - What are you doing? 308 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,652 Get back in the bus this minute. Please don't do this. 309 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,321 Get back into the bus, immediately. 310 00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:30,948 I won't tolerate this nonsense. Girls, please. 311 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:32,178 Taking advantage. 312 00:33:34,263 --> 00:33:36,724 What are you doing? - We've heard about you men like you. 313 00:33:37,391 --> 00:33:41,292 "Let's go for a swim", you said, "change into your swimming costumes", you said, 314 00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:44,420 "take those clothes off", you said, and then you attack us. 315 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,131 I guess you're just a dirty, dirty, dirty old man. 316 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:49,759 Don't do that. - Now, now, now then. 317 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:52,762 Is this man annoying you? - Yes, officer. 318 00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:55,765 Thank goodness you're here, officer, this man just set on us. 319 00:33:55,785 --> 00:33:58,809 All we wanted was a lift, then he makes us strip like this. 320 00:33:58,829 --> 00:34:00,728 Oh, absolute nonsense, Sergeant. 321 00:34:00,748 --> 00:34:03,731 My name is Horace Clapp and I'm a probation officer for the Crown. 322 00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:07,360 A likely story. Do you have any credentials, sir? 323 00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,402 Of course. 324 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:10,446 I thought something like this would happen when I 325 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,531 saw this fellow pick up these hitchhikers, officer. 326 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,158 Ah, are you a witness, sir? 327 00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:16,744 Yes. I was walking along the road when I saw this fellow 328 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:19,830 scouring the curb, he was obviously looking for an easy pick up. 329 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,166 Eventually, I saw him pick up these four young ladies. 330 00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:24,897 Absolute nonsense, Sergeant. Here are my credentials. 331 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:30,528 This, sir, is a membership card for the Raymond Revuebar. 332 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:36,157 Here. 333 00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:41,372 Ah, this seems to be in order, sir. Are these four girls in your care, sir? 334 00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:45,543 Yes, Sergeant. These girls will do anything to evade justice. 335 00:34:46,419 --> 00:34:51,654 I'm taking them to Wingate Manor, and I trust you'll 336 00:34:51,674 --> 00:34:54,593 allow me to go unhindered and forget this little incident. 337 00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:57,930 It wouldn't look good on my record. 338 00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,224 Wingate Manor, sir? - That's right. 339 00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:03,207 Well, I suppose it's all right. - See you at Wingate Manor. 340 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:06,772 All right, girls, come on, into the bus. Come on, come on, come on. 341 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,431 Why aye, sir, mind how you go now. 342 00:35:18,451 --> 00:35:19,994 Thank you, Sergeant. 343 00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:24,540 Wingate Manor. 344 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,506 Oh, oh, oh. 345 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:49,370 Hello, petal. Gave me a little bit of a chase, didn't you? 346 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:55,147 You thought you gave your little sparrow the slip. 347 00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:56,899 I beg your pardon? 348 00:38:56,919 --> 00:39:00,444 The minute I saw you in the street, I said to myself, "Hector", I said, 349 00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:05,282 "that is the most beautiful bird that you've ever seen in your life, 350 00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:06,867 and you must have her", I said. 351 00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:08,430 Have me? - Yes. 352 00:39:08,806 --> 00:39:11,058 Have you for my trouble and strife, my wife. 353 00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:15,000 Such a lovely bird, in such beautiful feathers, 354 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,065 must be courted very, very carefully. 355 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:25,280 So let me court my beautiful one. 356 00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:32,788 Give me those lips that I yearn for, night and day. 357 00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:37,856 Go away, go away! - Let me sample the rich flavour... 358 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,880 Mr. Wingate, Mr. Wingate, help! Mr. Wingate! 359 00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:47,594 Mr. Wingate, Mr. Wingate, help! 360 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,888 I say, what's going on here? 361 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:54,601 Why, is this your old woman then? - Well, no. 362 00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:56,394 Well, good. 363 00:39:56,687 --> 00:39:59,169 Oh, don't start that all over again. 364 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:01,942 Duchess, would you like to tell me what all this is about? 365 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:08,554 Mr. Wingate, this oaf followed me from the village and then 366 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:11,910 started to molest me, I insist that you call the police. 367 00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:14,288 Well, I don't think there's any need for that. 368 00:40:14,955 --> 00:40:18,022 Now, if you'd like to just sit down and tell me your name. 369 00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:20,190 Hector, Hector Shaughnessy. 370 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:23,652 I see and you live and work in the village, yes? 371 00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:27,384 Oh, no, I live up in the big house, no work for prizefighters around here. 372 00:40:27,718 --> 00:40:30,763 Here, you couldn't give me a job, could you? 373 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:34,058 Well, I'm afraid I haven't any use for a prizefighter either. 374 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:38,062 Unless, are you any good at PT? 375 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:39,772 Nah, that's her game. 376 00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:43,984 I don't mean that sort of PT. I meant physical training. 377 00:40:44,359 --> 00:40:47,301 Yes, I sparred with all of them, Bruce Walker, 378 00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:50,074 Chubby Fowler, I swapped punches with the best of them. 379 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:54,119 It's only too painfully obviously. Mr. Wingate, you're not serious? 380 00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:57,247 Well he might be useful and cheap. 381 00:40:57,664 --> 00:41:01,835 Now, look, Hector, if I take a chance on you, will you promise me one thing? 382 00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:05,944 To leave the Duchess here alone. - Faithfully, sir, faithfully. 383 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,488 Just to be, just to be breathing the 384 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,281 same air as her, just to be feeling the... 385 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,469 Quite, quite. 386 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,660 Now, you go off home, smarten yourself up, and come back 387 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,997 here tomorrow morning at 9:00 and I'll give you your duties. 388 00:41:17,017 --> 00:41:18,540 Certainly, sir. Thank you, sir. 389 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,833 Thank you, sir. - Oh, and Hector? 390 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:20,876 Yes, sir? 391 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,754 Don't tell anybody in the village that you're working here, will you? 392 00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:25,651 Don't forget your condition of employment. 393 00:41:25,818 --> 00:41:30,302 My lips will be sealed. Our love shall remain a secret forever. 394 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:32,346 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thanks very much. 395 00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:34,326 Thank you, ma'am. Ooh. Thanks. 396 00:41:54,263 --> 00:41:57,474 Here they come, Fred. Look, my very first pupils. 397 00:42:00,269 --> 00:42:01,854 All right, girls, out you come. 398 00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:16,932 Master Giles, you should make a splendid headmaster of a girls' school. 399 00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:18,287 You think so, Fred? 400 00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:23,208 Now stay here, and don't move. I won't be long. 401 00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,547 Well I don't know about you, but I'm going to find Harry. 402 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:32,676 Oh, Mr. Wingate? - That's correct. 403 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:35,095 Could I have a word with you, sir? - Of course. 404 00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,619 In private, sir? 405 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:38,829 Oh, yes, yes. 406 00:42:38,849 --> 00:42:41,790 Fred, would you go and take the girls' suitcases 407 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,750 and put them upstairs in the bedrooms, 408 00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:47,087 and then when you've done that, bring the girls all downstairs into the main hall? 409 00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:48,275 Certainly, sir. 410 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,403 After you. - Thank you. 411 00:43:02,289 --> 00:43:04,416 Now, Mr. Clapp, what can I do for you? 412 00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:08,545 Well, Mr. Berridge didn't say it was going to be like this, sir. 413 00:43:08,921 --> 00:43:11,361 You've had difficulties, Mr. Clapp? - Well... 414 00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:14,092 Tell me, why are all the girls undressed? 415 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:18,263 They're a bunch of hooligans, sir. They tried to escape. 416 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,602 I don't think I can do this very often. 417 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:25,312 Nonsense, Mr. Clapp. 418 00:43:25,938 --> 00:43:28,587 When you see the lovely lolly that you're going to make, 419 00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:31,485 you won't be able to get those girls down here fast enough. 420 00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:35,219 The young ladies, sir. - Ah, show them in, will you, Fred? 421 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,866 Certainly, sir. This way, ladies. 422 00:43:45,874 --> 00:43:51,046 Hmm. A most interesting bunch of girls. Mr. Clapp, will you? 423 00:43:51,213 --> 00:43:55,008 Oh, yes, sir, yes. This is Sally Reagan. 424 00:43:56,843 --> 00:44:01,265 She was probationed to me for two years for shoplifting, persistently. 425 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:05,519 Naughty. You'll have to do better than that, won't you? 426 00:44:06,019 --> 00:44:08,897 This is Judy Arkwright. Third offence. 427 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:13,610 Stole 140 pounds from an elderly gentleman, worked in a near beer joint. 428 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,321 Oh, good work. Really good. 429 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:20,555 This is Beth Villiers, involved in some sort of 430 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:24,454 land fraud, I don't know much about it, I'm afraid. 431 00:44:24,955 --> 00:44:29,251 Excellent. You must tell me the details sometime. 432 00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:35,382 Is that all, Mr Clapp? I thought there were four girls. 433 00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:41,847 Oh, my god. Yes, the ringleader, Sue Randall. Where's Sue Randall? 434 00:44:45,142 --> 00:44:49,229 Well, Sue Ran, do you want to do a bunk for it now, or what? 435 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,107 What's the point, Harry? 436 00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:56,695 You just become a girl on the run, and you'd cop it too for aiding and abetting. 437 00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,721 No, the best thing to do is to stick it out, and hope 438 00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:03,744 the police get hold of that swine, Ronny Lambert. 439 00:45:04,286 --> 00:45:07,873 If he's any decency at all, he'll clear me. 440 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:10,959 Sue Randall? Sue Randall? 441 00:45:15,339 --> 00:45:16,798 There - Miss Randall. 442 00:45:17,174 --> 00:45:20,407 Sue Randall! Where are you? - Miss Randall, please. 443 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:22,721 Come on, enough of the penny tricks! Where are you? 444 00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:24,931 18 months for something you didn't do. 445 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:28,352 I told you not to get mixed up with that Lambert crowd. 446 00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:31,521 Even I didn't know he was pushing acid in such a big way. 447 00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:36,651 You live and learn. Anyway, there was nobody else to get mixed up with. 448 00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:41,948 I was around. I was around all the time, but you didn't see me. 449 00:45:42,616 --> 00:45:43,617 Yeah, I know. 450 00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:54,211 Sue Randall! Sue Randall, where are you? 451 00:45:54,461 --> 00:45:56,713 You better go, Harry, you don't want to be found here. 452 00:45:57,130 --> 00:45:59,696 What for? I'm not doing anything wrong. 453 00:45:59,716 --> 00:46:01,510 I've been going straight for three years now. 454 00:46:02,511 --> 00:46:06,473 Well, at least you better get dressed. - Ah, give them a thrill. 455 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:08,809 Sue Randall! Sue Randall! Where are you? 456 00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:12,354 There's no use trying to hide, we'll find you. Where are you? 457 00:46:13,188 --> 00:46:15,148 It's all right, Mr Wingate, I found her. 458 00:46:16,149 --> 00:46:18,735 You, young man, what do you think you're doing? 459 00:46:19,236 --> 00:46:21,571 I say, don't you feel a bit cold like that? 460 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,545 Don't you think you ought to get dressed? 461 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,680 I think you should allow me to punish them, sir. 462 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:30,080 The girl should be spanked and the boy should be... Don't I know you? 463 00:46:31,415 --> 00:46:34,022 I thought I recognised something. Not you, the suit. 464 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:37,150 Oh, yes, I remember. Lady Swithin's gardener. 465 00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:40,507 Same old story, made off with the silver, he was probationed to me. 466 00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:44,010 Now, look. I paid that debt, I'm straight now. 467 00:46:44,261 --> 00:46:46,596 Do you have a job? - No. 468 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,558 Do you want one? - As a gardener? 469 00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:52,624 Well that would be your official capacity, but... 470 00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:55,919 Sleeping in? - Yes. In my room. 471 00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:56,939 Huh? 472 00:46:57,441 --> 00:46:59,317 No, just so that I can keep an eye on you. 473 00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:02,904 Okay. - Come on then. 474 00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:15,083 Fred, come on! - Coming, ma'am, er, sir. 475 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:19,421 You four girls are the first pupils at Wingate Manor. 476 00:47:20,589 --> 00:47:23,947 Now, our object is to provide with an education that will 477 00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:27,888 enable you to take your place as leading members of our society. 478 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,598 Mr. Wingate? - Yes? 479 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:33,226 Could I ask you what were those contracts that you asked us to sign? 480 00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,437 Ah, yes, yes. I was just coming to that. 481 00:47:36,313 --> 00:47:39,504 Now, you will realise that the education that you 482 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:42,694 will undergo here will be of a most unique nature. 483 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:46,761 As such, it will be very expensive, 484 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:51,495 but the benefits that you will reap as a result of this should be substantial. 485 00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:54,998 Of course, you will understand that I want the school to benefit as well. 486 00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:59,649 So, in fact, what you have done is just sign 487 00:47:59,669 --> 00:48:03,381 over one third of your future earnings to me. 488 00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:10,180 Now, I should like to introduce you to your teachers. 489 00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:16,269 Duchess. This is the Duchess of Burwash. 490 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:24,152 Now, she will instruct you in a number of subjects, under the heading of technique. 491 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,863 Good evening, girls. 492 00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:31,576 Hector? And this is Mr Shaughnessy... 493 00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:36,331 who will instruct in deportment. 494 00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:38,041 Pleased to meet you, girls. 495 00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:55,350 Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. 496 00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:05,215 Two hours late, wouldn't surprise me if it was all steamed up. 497 00:49:05,235 --> 00:49:07,175 Oh, don't keep on at me, Ethel. 498 00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:09,614 How would you like to have walked six miles? 499 00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,410 Seems a bit funny to me. 500 00:49:14,286 --> 00:49:16,476 Wonder what they're all doing up Wingate Manor. 501 00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:17,894 You ought to find out, you know. 502 00:49:17,914 --> 00:49:20,480 Ah, I ought to, but I don't think Mr Wingate 503 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,669 particularly welcomes me up there. 504 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:25,755 Why not? You're only doing what you were paid to do. 505 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:29,968 Well, I felt so guilty last time when I had to go up there and arrest him. 506 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:33,179 Wingates have been in this county for centuries. 507 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:37,100 So it's, I always feel they're above the law, those sorts of people. 508 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:40,709 Why don't you just go up there and snoop around, without him knowing? 509 00:49:40,729 --> 00:49:42,731 Yeah, I think I will. Yeah. 510 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:46,443 Probably nothing in it, but don't say nothing to anybody though. 511 00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:48,528 Oh, dear. - What's up? 512 00:49:49,321 --> 00:49:51,156 Mr. Roberts. - The Colonel? 513 00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:53,366 Oh, no, you didn't tell him? 514 00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:56,558 Mrs. Roberts was in the kitchen, I only mentioned it. 515 00:49:56,578 --> 00:50:00,332 Ethel, how many times have I got to tell you, especially the Colonel? 516 00:50:00,832 --> 00:50:03,668 You know he's daggers drawn with the Wingate family. 517 00:50:04,044 --> 00:50:06,463 Figures he ought to have been the squire of the village. 518 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:12,135 Still, I'd dearly love to know what's going on up Wingate Manor. 519 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:25,106 Yes, I think that's about right. 520 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:37,057 Now this is your millionaire, 521 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:40,497 and this is your dining room in the Carlton in Cannes. 522 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,791 How do I get to Cannes in the first place? 523 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:45,690 My dear, if you don't know how to get a one way ticket 524 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:48,485 to the South of France, I don't know why we're bothering. 525 00:50:48,505 --> 00:50:51,299 I want you to play it by ear. 526 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:54,302 Now, Fred, you know how to react? 527 00:50:54,511 --> 00:50:56,596 I'll do my best, ma'am. 528 00:50:57,263 --> 00:50:58,306 Right. 529 00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:05,479 Now, begin. 530 00:51:09,651 --> 00:51:11,778 Wiggle, dear, wiggle. 531 00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:27,148 Now look what you've done. It took me hours to dress, as well. 532 00:51:27,168 --> 00:51:29,526 Oh, my dear, I am so sorry. Allow me. 533 00:51:29,546 --> 00:51:32,215 No, no, that won't help, I shall have to go and change. 534 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,467 Good, good. 535 00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:39,389 Oh, dear, my roommate has the keys and she won't be back for hours. 536 00:51:39,681 --> 00:51:40,995 What am I going to do? 537 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,684 Excellent, excellent. 538 00:51:42,934 --> 00:51:45,917 It'd be my privilege to allow you to dress in my room. 539 00:51:45,937 --> 00:51:49,671 Oh, thank you, sir. Could I ask you to be so kind and come with me? 540 00:51:49,691 --> 00:51:52,257 Just in case one of the porters thinks I'm breaking in? 541 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:54,237 Of course, my dear. - Marvellous. 542 00:51:54,738 --> 00:51:58,533 Very good indeed. Now comes the kill. 543 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:02,954 Now this is your millionaire's room. 544 00:52:03,121 --> 00:52:06,291 There is the door, take up your positions, both of you. 545 00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:11,296 Harry, you're supposed to be hiding away behind the sofa. 546 00:52:12,756 --> 00:52:15,341 Sue, you'll come over here and join me. 547 00:52:16,718 --> 00:52:18,052 Now, enter. 548 00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:24,768 Come on, my dear. I'll wait in the bathroom while you undress. 549 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:27,459 It doesn't matter, sir. I'm sure you've got daughters much 550 00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:29,836 older than me, and you're far too much of a gentleman. 551 00:52:29,856 --> 00:52:32,400 Quite, quite. - Why don't you sit down? 552 00:52:32,609 --> 00:52:34,110 Thank you, my dear. 553 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:41,284 Tease him, dear. Tease him. 554 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:02,869 Do you think I'm looking good. 555 00:53:02,889 --> 00:53:06,726 Marvellous. Very. 556 00:53:12,607 --> 00:53:15,965 Not at all bad. A bit corny perhaps, but still worth 557 00:53:15,985 --> 00:53:19,344 a good 5,000, according to the age of the punter. 558 00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:24,035 Fred, you all right? 559 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:27,789 It's my heart, ma'am. Blood pressure, you know. 560 00:53:28,665 --> 00:53:29,874 Goodness, what's that? 561 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,148 No, no, no, dear. 562 00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:36,840 Never make it appear as though it's vicious. Play on the punter's masochism. 563 00:53:37,632 --> 00:53:41,261 Start again. Get off, get off my back, get off my back, that's it. 564 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,847 Now, sit on the side of the bed, all right? 565 00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:45,974 Now start from the top again, from the neck. 566 00:53:46,766 --> 00:53:52,377 Gently. Bigger, harder, 567 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:55,733 deeper, that's it. Nice, nice. 568 00:53:55,984 --> 00:54:01,364 Down, down towards the ribs, down towards the ribs. Lovely. 569 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:06,327 Harder, press, press, that's it, yes. 570 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:10,582 Now, gently up towards the top of the neck again. 571 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:13,793 Now, begin to work down the spine. 572 00:54:15,044 --> 00:54:17,819 Gently down the spine, now this is where you're 573 00:54:17,839 --> 00:54:20,550 lulling him into a sense of false security. 574 00:54:21,551 --> 00:54:24,117 Right down, right down, right down. 575 00:54:24,137 --> 00:54:26,536 Now, quickly, a couple of rabbit punches to the spine. 576 00:54:26,556 --> 00:54:29,455 That's it, lovely, and the ribs, that's it. 577 00:54:29,475 --> 00:54:34,105 Now, start on the left leg. The left leg. That's it. 578 00:54:34,647 --> 00:54:38,590 Massage gently, gently, you're lulling him again, that's it. 579 00:54:38,610 --> 00:54:40,925 He doesn't think anything's going to happen. 580 00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:45,305 Take it down to the knee, to the knee, that's it. 581 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:50,602 Now, one hand under the ankle, grab it up, that's it, that's it. 582 00:54:50,622 --> 00:54:53,124 The submission hold, you've got it. That's it, darling, lovely. 583 00:54:59,297 --> 00:55:02,071 Everything okay up here, Mr. Wingate? 584 00:55:02,091 --> 00:55:07,639 Oh, yes. Judy's doing fine. All right, my dear, you can relax the leg, that's it. 585 00:55:08,056 --> 00:55:11,142 You go downstairs now and join Hector's class for PT. 586 00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:16,439 How's your Beth doing? 587 00:55:17,273 --> 00:55:20,443 Very good indeed. I've sent her out to Hector's class. 588 00:55:20,610 --> 00:55:21,883 Yes, he's doing very well. 589 00:55:21,903 --> 00:55:25,031 Open your legs up, put them right up behind your chest, come on. Right up. 590 00:55:25,323 --> 00:55:31,746 Now, ready, one, two, three. One, two, three. 591 00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:37,126 One, two, three. 592 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:41,569 You look like an old bag of bones, Beth, hold them up, come up, stretch right up. 593 00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:44,050 Stand up, feet together. Stretch right up. 594 00:55:45,218 --> 00:55:49,764 One, two, down, up. Come on. 595 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:56,896 Down, up, down, up, down, up. 596 00:55:57,814 --> 00:56:03,277 Down, up, down, up, come on. 597 00:56:03,569 --> 00:56:07,573 Down, up, that's it. Hands down by your sides. 598 00:56:08,574 --> 00:56:11,557 We're going right down to the ground this time, on each side of your feet. 599 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:14,872 Hands above your head. One. 600 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,961 Two, one, two. 601 00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:24,465 One, two. 602 00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:30,179 And pull to the chest, this'll swing them right out. Ready? 603 00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:36,853 One, two. Stretch up, Sue, put that tummy in, Sue. 604 00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:41,796 What are you laughing at? Put your tummy right in, hold your backside in. 605 00:56:41,816 --> 00:56:43,609 That's it. Hands above your head. 606 00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:59,439 Ah, good morning, Sergeant. 607 00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:01,774 Colonel Roberts, what brings you up here, sir? 608 00:57:01,794 --> 00:57:04,318 Well the wife told me there was something interesting 609 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:06,654 going on, and I take it you're investigating. 610 00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:10,219 I'm not making no investigations, sir, just my routine rounds. 611 00:57:10,553 --> 00:57:13,745 You can't fool me, Sergeant. I know there's something fishy going on. 612 00:57:13,765 --> 00:57:16,059 That bounder Wingate ought to be locked up. 613 00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:19,500 Mark you, all the family were the same, you know, for generations. 614 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:23,087 Now, now, Colonel, we can't run around making accusations like that. 615 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:24,650 We've got to be sure of our facts. 616 00:57:24,859 --> 00:57:28,071 Well, that's as may be. I'm going to do a bit of investigation on my own. 617 00:57:28,613 --> 00:57:33,367 When I've got my facts, I'm going to pounce. Good day, Sergeant. 618 00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:34,660 Good day, sir. 619 00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:44,754 Now girls, an advanced class in a more difficult situation. 620 00:57:45,046 --> 00:57:49,092 This is the big killing, and you need far greater care. 621 00:57:53,346 --> 00:57:57,371 Young men obviously make the best husbands, unfortunately, 622 00:57:57,391 --> 00:58:01,312 they're always reluctant to pay for services rendered. 623 00:58:01,771 --> 00:58:03,648 So, we don't give it to them. 624 00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:07,340 Oh, I know all about this permissive age, 625 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,343 but what they said in the '50s is true now, 626 00:58:10,363 --> 00:58:13,241 "once they've had you, they'll never marry you". 627 00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:18,434 So, now, Harry, I told you what to do, and Sally, 628 00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:21,499 you are just arriving at this young man's Chelsea flat. 629 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:25,128 The object is to prevent him from seducing you. 630 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,235 Now, go on, take up your positions. 631 00:58:27,255 --> 00:58:29,695 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together to 632 00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:32,552 join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 633 00:58:32,969 --> 00:58:37,745 No, no, no, I'm a sick man. I'm a dying man, I'm a dying man, I tell you. 634 00:58:37,765 --> 00:58:43,209 I'm a dying man. 635 00:58:43,229 --> 00:58:44,229 Nonsense. 636 00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:50,550 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together to 637 00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:53,072 join this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 638 00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:55,054 Now, look, gals. 639 00:58:55,074 --> 00:58:57,140 If you can't get the old boy to the altar quicker 640 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,808 than that, he's going to drop dead on you. 641 00:58:58,828 --> 00:59:00,788 Now, go back and start it all over again. 642 00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,792 Dearly beloved... 643 00:59:04,959 --> 00:59:08,462 I don't think we've got this quite right, have we, Sally? 644 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:13,447 Come on, get dressed. We've got a lot of work to do yet. 645 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:16,492 Now really bring them back, bring the chest right out. Ready? 646 00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:17,763 One, two, three. 647 00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:29,463 No, dear, I don't think we've got this quite right. 648 00:59:29,483 --> 00:59:32,904 You'll have to give him a little more passion, otherwise he'll lose interest. 649 00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:34,196 Try again. 650 00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:43,831 That's enough bloody passion. - Lay off. 651 00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:46,333 Oh! 652 01:00:09,607 --> 01:00:10,607 Aah! 653 01:00:54,527 --> 01:00:55,861 All right, girls. 654 01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:01,013 Mr. Wingate. 655 01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:03,724 Nice to see you again, Mr. Clapp. - Yeah, nice to see you. 656 01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:06,414 I've got a little something here for you, quickly. 657 01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:08,416 There we are, as promised. 658 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:10,856 Thank you very much. - Right, see you again soon. 659 01:01:10,876 --> 01:01:12,733 Thank you, see you later. - Come along girls. 660 01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:14,235 Give your bags to Fred, will you? 661 01:01:14,255 --> 01:01:16,654 Take your case, madam? - That's right, straight down there. 662 01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:17,905 And yours. 663 01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:20,094 ...three, four, five, yeah, six. Beautiful. 664 01:01:26,267 --> 01:01:30,751 Damn nettles. Three months, Sergeant, three months! 665 01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:32,690 What are you going to do about this scandal? 666 01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:35,047 I don't see there's anything I can do, sir. 667 01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:37,341 I'd have to know a lot more about this. 668 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:40,740 Have to know a lot more about it? Well, I'm going to whip up a petition. 669 01:01:41,490 --> 01:01:43,326 All right, sir, just as you like. 670 01:01:47,038 --> 01:01:52,335 Well, girls, this is it. You've been with us for three months now. 671 01:01:54,003 --> 01:01:57,214 It's time for you to go and face the outside world. 672 01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:07,330 I shall always hold very special place in my heart for you, 673 01:02:07,350 --> 01:02:11,187 my first, and I'm sure, my most successful pupils. 674 01:02:11,604 --> 01:02:14,086 I know that you'll capture the hearts of many 675 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:17,276 unsuspecting males just as easily as you captured mine. 676 01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,094 Now, Hector will drive you to the station, 677 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:24,597 from whence you will go your separate ways. 678 01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:26,285 Bravo, bravo. 679 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,581 Goodbye, my dear. 680 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:38,214 Go, do honour to your school. 681 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,886 May God bless you all. 682 01:02:45,221 --> 01:02:48,349 Goodbye, sweetheart. Just take their money, don't marry any of them, huh? 683 01:02:48,933 --> 01:02:52,937 Don't worry, Harry. Look after yourself, see you soon. 684 01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:56,524 Come on, girls, or we'll miss the train. 685 01:03:31,058 --> 01:03:32,893 I got very attached to those girls. 686 01:03:34,186 --> 01:03:37,189 Ah, well, Duchess, let's bring in the newcomers. 687 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:58,774 Now that we've got the introductions over, I think it'd 688 01:03:58,794 --> 01:04:01,755 be a good idea if you were to disrobe straight away. 689 01:04:03,299 --> 01:04:06,218 We have a very scientific approach here. 690 01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:12,433 This will enable your teachers to peruse your natural talents, 691 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:18,314 and therefore, to give you the most beneficial and individual attention. 692 01:05:08,989 --> 01:05:09,989 What? 693 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:30,926 Well, Duchess, I must say we've got a very nice bunch of girls this time. 694 01:06:30,946 --> 01:06:33,073 I believe they're even better than the last lot. 695 01:06:34,283 --> 01:06:36,849 Fred, you're supposed to be sweeping the floor. 696 01:06:36,869 --> 01:06:37,869 Yes, sir. 697 01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:40,205 Now, what about this one? 698 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,418 '20s look, very nice, my dear. 699 01:06:44,710 --> 01:06:47,818 Confusing that, because this one's much more with it. 700 01:06:47,838 --> 01:06:50,696 This is absolutely present day, isn't it? 701 01:06:50,716 --> 01:06:53,552 You're right, you're right. - We can build up the colouring, I think. 702 01:06:56,055 --> 01:06:58,621 Oh, yes, yes. I think a little extra continental 703 01:06:58,641 --> 01:07:00,893 training for this one, don't you, Duchess? 704 01:07:01,435 --> 01:07:03,896 Should do very well on the Via Verrito? 705 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,983 Reacts well, too. 706 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:14,114 Oh, no. No. Hector? - Yes, sir. 707 01:07:16,784 --> 01:07:20,204 Do something about this, will you? - Yes, sir. 708 01:07:22,289 --> 01:07:24,605 Now you're going to work hard, you're going to do plenty 709 01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:28,108 of chest exercise, something like this. You try it. 710 01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:29,693 Now you're going to that a half hour 711 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,445 every day, every day you've got to do that. 712 01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:34,885 Well, Duchess, if you'll just organise the contracts for the new girls. 713 01:07:35,052 --> 01:07:36,052 Of course. 714 01:07:36,637 --> 01:07:40,224 I think I'll be off to bed. - I'll be up later. 715 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,160 Ethel? 716 01:08:02,788 --> 01:08:06,333 Hey, look, there's Wingate. - Oh, right. 717 01:08:13,924 --> 01:08:16,093 Yeah, yeah, we know all about him. 718 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:28,794 Sergeant? Double faced blaggard. What are you going to do about him? 719 01:08:28,814 --> 01:08:31,942 Well there isn't anything I can do, sir, unless he breaks the law. 720 01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:37,261 Nearly 300 guests attended the wedding yesterday of London model Beth Villiers 721 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:41,952 to Sheikh Abdul Eu-Balad-Al-Toto, the Kuwait oil magnate. 722 01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:45,477 Miss Villiers, looking charming and composed, told our 723 01:08:45,497 --> 01:08:48,063 reporter that her success on the international scene 724 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:50,482 had been mainly due to the training she had received 725 01:08:50,502 --> 01:08:53,338 at the little known Wingate Manor Finishing School. 726 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:57,009 By the way, we got a large check from her this morning. 727 01:08:57,217 --> 01:08:58,657 Oh, that's quick. 728 01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:01,555 I heard she fiddled the budget for her Crusoe. 729 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:04,413 Yeah, I'm not quite sure that I like all this publicity. 730 01:09:04,433 --> 01:09:07,186 I mean, look at this thing in the paper yesterday about young Sally. 731 01:09:07,352 --> 01:09:10,127 Where are we? Oh, yes. "Sally Reagan, much in 732 01:09:10,147 --> 01:09:13,255 the news recently with her on/off/on romance with 733 01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:16,216 horror film producer Sydney Myers, has signed a 734 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:19,156 seven year contract with a rival film company. 735 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:22,014 It was reported that she negotiated the entire 736 01:09:22,034 --> 01:09:24,578 deal herself without any help from her agent. 737 01:09:25,162 --> 01:09:28,645 She added that her financial know-how had been acquired at 738 01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:32,274 Wingate Manor, an exclusive finishing school for girls". 739 01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:34,818 Then there was young Sue the other day, 740 01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:37,029 not content with her 20,000 pound settlement 741 01:09:37,049 --> 01:09:41,470 out of court from the defence minister, tells them that it was all due to us. 742 01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:43,744 She thought she was helping. 743 01:09:43,764 --> 01:09:45,682 I know, but it's... Give me just a minute. 744 01:09:48,769 --> 01:09:51,480 Yes? Principal, Wingate Manor, speaking. 745 01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:54,983 I'm sorry, madam, I'm afraid we're full. 746 01:09:56,777 --> 01:09:59,593 Say, you'll have to help me here, there's some woman, says she's 747 01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:02,407 read about us in the paper, she wants to send her daughter to us. 748 01:10:03,992 --> 01:10:07,079 Won't she take no for an answer? - No. 749 01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:08,914 Well, say we're full. 750 01:10:09,540 --> 01:10:12,292 Madam, I'm very sorry. 751 01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:15,295 Yes, I know money talks, madam... 752 01:10:15,963 --> 01:10:23,303 Well, 400 guineas a term? What? Very well, madam. 753 01:10:26,807 --> 01:10:30,352 That fixed her? - No, she's confirming in writing. 754 01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,605 I'll take this. 755 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:44,408 Wingate Manor School for Girls, this is the deputy headmistress. I see. 756 01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:50,747 Well, I'm afraid we're full up. Ooh, well, eight or ten years, I should think. 757 01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:55,794 Hold the line a minute, I'll speak to the principal. 758 01:10:57,254 --> 01:11:00,215 I think this one's for you, it's Viscount Snow. 759 01:11:00,549 --> 01:11:02,593 In for a penny, in for a pound. 760 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:09,349 400 guineas a term. Will you confirm? Thank you, goodbye. 761 01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:15,919 I didn't actually think about this one. I hadn't envisaged this sort of problem. 762 01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:18,400 Perhaps you could burn the place down. 763 01:11:35,876 --> 01:11:37,836 Oh, daddy, what a super place. 764 01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:42,613 You will not forget the religious side of her education. 765 01:11:42,633 --> 01:11:46,887 Oh, good heavens, no, Bishop. We cater for every denomination here. 766 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:48,512 I see. 767 01:11:50,432 --> 01:11:52,100 Come along my dears, this way. 768 01:11:54,019 --> 01:12:01,193 Straight through and up the stairs, there we are. In there, that's it. 769 01:12:01,735 --> 01:12:05,761 Ah, Mr. Wingate, I'll have to show you some interesting 770 01:12:05,781 --> 01:12:09,806 pictures of my daughter, when she was a little girl. 771 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,454 Yes, I'd be most enchanted to see those. 772 01:12:12,704 --> 01:12:16,563 Oh, oh, yes. My, my. She has changed a lot, hasn't she? 773 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:20,170 Quite a big girl now. Thank you, sir. See you again, goodbye. 774 01:12:25,050 --> 01:12:27,741 That should give you all you need. Sergeant, do your duty. 775 01:12:27,761 --> 01:12:31,286 Righto, sir. I'll have to phone the chief constable first though, sir. 776 01:12:31,306 --> 01:12:32,933 Right, I'll stay guard. 777 01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:48,281 It's the waiting I can't stand, Mr. Berridge. What does he want us for? 778 01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:50,117 Oh, stop fussing, Clapp. 779 01:12:56,832 --> 01:12:58,333 I've just seen the Home Secretary. 780 01:12:58,709 --> 01:13:01,837 First, Sally Reagan, making a fortune as a film actress. 781 01:13:02,713 --> 01:13:04,695 Then there's that, what's her name, 782 01:13:04,715 --> 01:13:07,134 Sue Randall with that cabinet minister scandal. 783 01:13:07,718 --> 01:13:10,178 You've no idea how I had to lie myself out of that one. 784 01:13:10,512 --> 01:13:14,307 Now there's this Beth Villiers, gallivanting all over Kuwait. 785 01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:16,685 These girls are supposed to be under lock and key. 786 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:20,063 Well, no, no, sir. I mean, it's a very good school. 787 01:13:20,355 --> 01:13:23,630 I've only your word for that. I've never heard about this place 788 01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:26,361 and neither do I find now have any of my colleagues. 789 01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:29,072 Nevertheless, these girls are still on probation, Berridge. 790 01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:30,866 What are you going to do about it? 791 01:13:31,408 --> 01:13:32,408 Yes? 792 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:33,869 Put him through. 793 01:13:34,286 --> 01:13:35,286 Speaking. 794 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,081 Oh, no. 795 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:43,378 All right. I suppose that's all you can do. 796 01:13:43,545 --> 01:13:45,297 Right, I'll phone you back. 797 01:13:47,466 --> 01:13:49,114 That was the Chief Constable. 798 01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:52,262 Reports from the local police that your Wingate Manor is a brothel. 799 01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:53,429 Oh, my god. 800 01:13:53,597 --> 01:13:56,455 Oh, no, sir. Not exactly a brothel, it's... 801 01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:58,749 Look, Berridge, you better get down there straight away. 802 01:13:58,769 --> 01:14:00,854 I'll do what I can to delay police action... 803 01:14:02,064 --> 01:14:04,149 but go on, man, hurry up and save your skin. 804 01:14:11,907 --> 01:14:12,907 Okay, sir. 805 01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:17,703 And mine. 806 01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:22,125 Right, quiet now, girls, please. Quiet. 807 01:14:23,502 --> 01:14:26,777 Now, today we have several new girls with us, 808 01:14:26,797 --> 01:14:30,467 so I thought we'd start with something cheerful. 809 01:14:31,593 --> 01:14:37,037 A party that is extremely popular in the European capitals, particularly in Italy, 810 01:14:37,057 --> 01:14:42,479 is one that is more generally known as the dolce vita orgy. 811 01:14:43,230 --> 01:14:47,422 Now, one point about this type of party, it is extremely 812 01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:51,218 difficult to tell the princes from the paupers. 813 01:14:51,238 --> 01:14:57,536 Well, the rich man from the poor. That will be the object of this lesson today. 814 01:15:01,957 --> 01:15:03,897 Everything all set, Sergeant? - Yes, sir. 815 01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:06,525 We caught the others as they were travelling through the village. 816 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,421 Good, where are they? - Here, sir. 817 01:15:11,466 --> 01:15:14,678 Sergeant, what is the meaning of all this? Why are we being arrested? 818 01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:16,701 These people are all the same, you know. 819 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:19,099 If there were no customers, there'd be no immoral houses. 820 01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:22,227 Immoral houses? What do you mean, sir? 821 01:15:22,644 --> 01:15:25,752 Don't come the old acid, sir, you know very well what's 822 01:15:25,772 --> 01:15:28,817 going on in there, and what's more, you're the patrons. 823 01:15:29,151 --> 01:15:32,425 If that's so, officer, what am I doing here? 824 01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,845 Madam, just because we're country folk, don't 825 01:15:34,865 --> 01:15:37,742 think we don't know all about big city perversions. 826 01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:47,752 No, no, no, no, no, girls. No, no, no, no, no. 827 01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:53,905 Now, look, I know he's got a big pectoral and all that, 828 01:15:53,925 --> 01:15:57,554 but he hasn't got any money, he's only the gardener's boy. 829 01:15:58,221 --> 01:16:01,975 Now I'm going to show you how to discern the ones with the money. 830 01:16:07,314 --> 01:16:10,422 Good gracious, Mr. Berridge, the police are here. 831 01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:11,902 Pull yourself together, Clapp. 832 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,259 Come along, Sergeant, we're wasting time. 833 01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:15,385 Now, now, sir. 834 01:16:15,405 --> 01:16:18,116 Standing, you guard the prisoners, you two fellows come with me. 835 01:16:20,911 --> 01:16:22,559 Now then, Jenny, which of these gentlemen 836 01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,456 sitting here would you say was the millionaire? 837 01:16:25,165 --> 01:16:26,165 That one. 838 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:29,044 And why do you say him? - Because he's fat. 839 01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:32,797 My dear, you don't necessarily have to be fat to be a millionaire. 840 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:35,425 Now, what about our Frederick here? 841 01:16:37,385 --> 01:16:38,909 Wingate, quick. - Good heavens. 842 01:16:38,929 --> 01:16:40,138 The place is surrounded. 843 01:16:44,017 --> 01:16:46,519 You sit down. Clapp, have a seat, sit down. 844 01:16:49,356 --> 01:16:50,982 Just a minute, quiet. 845 01:17:43,868 --> 01:17:45,412 Aaaaah! 846 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:21,573 Try and slip out of the window. 847 01:18:22,282 --> 01:18:23,658 Two faced blaggard. 848 01:18:36,588 --> 01:18:43,283 Giles Henry Rice Wingate, Hubert Robert Berridge, and Horace Clapp, 849 01:18:43,303 --> 01:18:46,453 you have been found guilty of conspiring to 850 01:18:46,473 --> 01:18:49,414 use the premises known as Wingate Manor 851 01:18:49,434 --> 01:18:51,102 for immoral purposes. 852 01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:56,358 I have listened very carefully to your defence, and learnt a lot from it. 853 01:18:57,192 --> 01:19:01,551 When I retire from the bench at the end of this month, I shall study 854 01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:05,700 this extraordinary case much more carefully, and benefit by it. 855 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:10,288 Have you anything to say before I pass sentence upon you? 856 01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:13,646 Good. I am sending you... 857 01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:17,108 May I, please, your Honour? I would like to enter a plea of mitigation. 858 01:19:17,128 --> 01:19:18,588 Sit down and be quiet. 859 01:19:20,632 --> 01:19:25,345 I'm sending these men where they cannot be entering into any competition. 860 01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:31,309 I mean, where they will not be able to corrupt members of society. 861 01:19:32,519 --> 01:19:37,399 Now, you will each of you go the prison for a term of three years. 862 01:19:37,732 --> 01:19:40,006 Your Honour, I would like to take leave to appeal. 863 01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:42,320 Nonsense. We all adjourn for lunch. 864 01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:49,035 Don't worry, he can't do that. I'll get you out on appeal. 865 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:53,581 I say, did you see that dirty look I gave him when he sentenced you to three years?